Once again, one of my ever-faithful followers has turned to Set, the Dark Father, for guidance! Like many others, they too have had the courage to admit that they are not sure how to deal with the harrowing weight of the world! Well, fear not, dear servant, for I, the mighty Set, offer guidance!
Tonight's letter comes from someone particularly troubled:
Dear Set:
I think my step-brother is gay... and hitting on me.
please advise.
-Freaked Out
First off, dear servant, I recommend that you take high amounts of liquor and narcotics to help dull your obviously frazzled nerves! You can't go around making important decisions and serving your mighty dark lord while being so upset!
Now, as Freaked Out as you may seem, first understand the many, many false preconceptions you have fallen under! These, indeed, are the reasons why you have become so upset!
We shall start with the largest one, first. Homosexuality. Many who have grown up in the world that reinforces Judeo-Christian ideals think that such an idea is wrong. I assure you that such is not the case! "God" (that bastard who thinks he's so much better than all of his colleagues... I swear, if I had a dime for every Dieties Union meeting he's caused problems at, I'd... but I digress.) has merely crafted the idea that sex with anyone but those of the opposite gender is wrong as a means to control you! It is all propoganda! I, mighty God of the Underworld, do not judge you when you come to greet me and join the Big Party! No, for oft times those who are gay prove to be great additions to the Big Party! Shed your preconceptions! Rejoice that your step-brother has found his libido's calling! After all, you would not scorn him for desiring to place his penis into a nubile young virgin rear, WOULD YOU?! Hahaha, of course not!
Next.... so your Step-brother is hitting on you?! Is your step-brother attractive?! Are you saying that you are in no way Bi or Homosexual yourself? Not even curious?! In these desperate Final Nights, dear boy, you must fight desperately to explore all that which you have yet to! You must PENETRATE past the barriers society has built for you, and for the ones in your very mind! Only then can you truly discover the wonder of my teachings! This is what must be done! In accordance with the Prophecy!
Dear readers, let's take a moment and break through yet another false preconception that has developed in the Aeon's further attempts to CLOUD and CONFUSE your poor minds. That of INCEST.
Why the very BIBLE ITSELF does not suggest that it is wrong to love your brother and/or sister in such a way! Lo, MANY passages within that text describe it as necessary and the strongest love one can feel for another!
Nevermind the fact that we are talking about your Step-Brother, oh Freaked Out one. Therefore, you are not connected by blood! There, infact, IS NOT any incest involved! It is perfectly legal for step-siblings to marry! If you live in Canada you are doubly blessed, that should you and your-step brother decide to marry, you can! Not that the mighty Set condones the institute of marriage, but that is a matter for another night.
Although, a few words of caution, oh Freaked Out one:
Remember well the lessons of what transpired between I, the Dark God, and my petulant Nephew Horus! Beware of family you do not trust getting close to your Genitalia, or else you may soon be deprived of the joy it can give you!
Until next time, loyal servants.
dearset@gmail.com
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