Long do you toil and slave under the sun and the snow; waiting, anxiously stroking yourself in desperate anticipation! Your Dark Father, Mighty Set, hears your cries for aid and release, and lo do I endeavour to answer you!
This query has waited for many of your moons for an answer, and today Him Who Is Called Sutekh will ejaculate an answer into your wide open, hungry minds!
Dear Set,
Bast seems pretty hot, but I get the feeling she could kick my ass.
What about you, would you tap that? Or is she just trouble?
Steve B.
Ah, loyal follower Steve, long have you pondered this aeons old question. Let it be known that Set regrets making you wait - because this is an excellent question, and just thinking about it is giving me a serious cobra if you know what I mean!
Ah, Bast. Good old Bast.
For starters (or, perhaps more accurately, for you lazy bastards who haven't bothered to follow the tenets of your faith and done some proper research on the Egyptian pantheon), let us begin, children, by looking at who exactly Bast is.
...
Hold on, hold on. I have to clear my terrifying mind - I swear to Me, I am so high I am seeing shit right now.
Okay, Bast is a goddess of the sun (which pretty much means she starts her day by getting jammed by Ra). She's also a goddess of war, which means she's aggressive.
The Dark Father doesn't mind telling you, aggressive girls are great in the sack (or on the ground, or against the wall, or behind a dumpster, or...well, you get the idea).
Anyway, she made a name for herself by defending lower Egypt from what the FOOLISH, DOOMED INFIDELS arbitrarily deemed vermin. Short version: she killed snakes (or, rather, her followers did).
Also, Bast is a catgirl. And that's hot. See here, here and here for some examples.
Hot, right? I know!
The last thing you need to know about Bast is that Bast eventually became Bastet, which made her the goddess of ointments. Now, as you are all probably not aware (but don't worry, trust in me and invite me over some time and I will give you experience), sometimes there can be chafing. That can hurt. WELL, let me tell you what: the goddess of ointments? Oh yeah. No more chafing, baby!
So let's see where we're at so far, shall we?
Sun Goddess: Bad
Kills Snakes: Bad
war Goddess: Hot
Catgirl: Hot
Ointment Goddess: Slippery
We're 3 for 5 so far!
Also, Bast is sort of the wife of Anubis, and Anubis is my kid. I taught Anubis everything I know (that ungrateful little jackoff!), so it stands to reason that if she likes what he can do, she'll super-extra like what I can do, right?
So, loyal Steven and other children, to answer your question: yes, Bast could definitely kick your ass. But Set would tap that.
Also, just to mix things up, Set would also tap you. Let's all get together sometime!
But Mighty Set, I hear you calling, when would be a good time to get together for a going all 'fingercuffs' with Bast?
Steve B. - It is Set's will - NAY! It's is The Dark Father's Holy COMMANDMENT - that you immediately being organizing The Big Party. Get a bunch of booze, a couple of keys of snow white, and a whole shitload of catnip, and we'll see where the night takes us!
So Set Commands, So Shall It Be Done, In Accordance With The Prophecy!
Now, get shitfaced and send me more questions! Him Who Is of Great Strength Commands You!
dearset@gmail.com
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