Yes, it is I, Set, Egyptian god of darkness and the underworld!
For many thousands of years I have slumbered, and now -
AT LAST! - I have risen to fulfill my earthbound destiny!
Yes, I can hear your collective, tormented voices crying out in unison
with pain and suffering, all asking the same question:
"What? What, oh mighty Set, is your great, earthbound destiny?"
Well, my children, the answer is simple:
I have risen to help you!
Yes! You! All of you, the directionless, the misguided! The misunderstood and
the confused! The sexually frustrated!
I have come to help all of you, to answer your questions!
But, in order to answer your questions, you must first
ASK THEM!
Although it is true that I can hear your prayers and, in fact, know more about your
personal problems than you yourself do, I refuse to help anyone who cannot find the
strength in themselves to admit that they need help.
The first step, my children, towards total enlightenment is to cast off the shackles
of pride and surrender to the fact that you need my help. Only then will you be
prepared to take the full girth of my engorged knowledge and put it to satisfying use!
I am here to help you, in accordance with the prophecy!
Send Your Questions To Set!
